Trekstor i.Beat sweez MP3 Player
I tend to write these posts in bulk for each manufacturer. I’m midway through the Trekstor range and I’m already filled with a quite tangible sense of hatred.
It’s the childish, seemingly random, needlessly moronic naming policy they seem to have. I was about to start this sentence with ’sweez’ for example. Then I noticed that it’s not got a capital letter. If I put ’sweez’ at the start of the sentence, it looks like I’ve made a typo and I can’t stand that. If I put ‘Sweez’, it’s wrong and I hate that too.
What the bloody hell is ’sweez’ anyway? It’s nothing. It’s nothing at all. It’s just a stupid series of letters that need taking outside and being given a damn good shoeing.
During my third review, I noticed that it was ‘TrekStor’ and not ‘Trekstor’ as well. I’m not changing all the other reviews though. In fact, I’m sticking with ‘Trekstor’ even though it’s wrong. If the company themselves wilfully disregard anything approaching standards, why should I bow to theirs.
I can’t even be bothered looking at the specs for this MP3 player, I’m so annoyed. If you buy it you’re an idiot who funds other idiots - that’s all you need to know.
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