MobiBLU “Q-Bling” MP3 Player
This isn’t so difficult to rate.
Verdict: None out of three.
Here’s why. Firstly, ‘Q-Bling’. Words fail me. ‘Bling’ isn’t a good thing, I don’t know what the Q is and more than that, I don’t want to know what the Q is.
And there’s more. ‘Features genuine Swarovski crystals!’ That’s not an exclamation. No-one would exclaim that sentence. It isn’t an abrupt, excited utterance (because that’s what an exclamation is). You can’t have ‘Swarovski’ in an exclamation. You actually can’t have Swarovski in anything to be honest, because it probably isn’t a real thing.
With ‘necklace style earbuds, which are also adorned with Swarovski crystals’ you’d be asking for trouble from all the millions of knife-wielding thieves who cross your path on a daily basis, if it weren’t for the fact that they’d doubtless be doubled-over with laughter at this ludicrous and needless gadget.
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