Intempo iFi-01
Argh. Owning this would freak me out. It’s clearly - CLEARLY - a bloke standing with his hands in the air.
Why are his hands in the air? Having your hands in the air is the universal sign of surrender. Why is he surrendering. You’re not doing anything to threaten him. Someone else must be. But who? There’s someone else in your house and they’re doing something that’s spooked your hi-fi.
Maybe he’s a gymnast. That’s an alternative. Gymnasts adopt that position when they’ve done their stuff. He doesn’t look like a gymnast though. He’s too rigid.
Maybe he’s lauding you. It could be a pose of praise. Arms aloft. ‘Thank you, saviour, for not using me as a coffee table, like the old hi fi’.
It’s a thing that makes your iPod a hi-fi, by the way. You guessed that from the name, didn’t you?
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