That’s right. Every single kind of iPod.

Because there’s only one company making MP3 players in ‘the universe’.

I vote we test its docking capabilities by running a huge ocean-going cruise liner into it. See how it bears up under that sort of force.

Because where will it end? With chargers bigger than MP3 players? With you plugging your MP3 player into some sort of dock?

When it comes to that, we should all rise as one and revolt.

It may look the same, but it’s not. This isn’t an adapter. It’s an MP3 player in its own right. Plug it into your car stereo and it works the same, only you won’t have wires tangled round your gearstick because it’s all in this one little thing.

So you can keep your old car stereo, safe in the knowledge that no-one’ll nick it because it’s so old and shit, yet you can still enjoy music digitally.

I’ll say it again: Ingenious.

It’s a drawing. Just because you show us a drawing of it in water and use the word ‘waterproof’ doesn’t mean it is.

Looks a bit like a submarine though, so maybe I’ll get one anyway.

If there’s even the slightest chance that an MP3 player could be mistaken for some sugar then something’s very wrong. Technology and beverage additives are from different worlds. They should never cross.

Chalk’ll be looking like cheese next. Chalk and cheese are resolutely, famously, not the same.

Mmm. A Creative Zen. They’re the tastiest.

No, seriously. Particularly if your product’s white as well.

It all makes it really easy for the likes of me, who’ve got a little bored with writing about the products themselves and instead prefer to make a weak joke about a picture that they’ve found.

MP3 players are NOT gumshields.

Get a left jab in the chops and you’ll lose your teeth, you imbecile.

So, to confirm: Samsung YP-T6. Not a gumshield.

Some things are just shit. This is shit.

You shake it and it changes track.

My CD player does that.