Creative ZEN Neeon 2
Too many Es. Too many Es!
“Be bold, be brave, and show everyone who you are! The all new ZEN Neeon 2 gives you infinite freedom to confidently express your individuality. Personalize your player with exciting new Stik-On™ themes, and a matching backplate color.”
Creative tell you that you’ve got infinite freedom and then immediately afterwards tell you the constraints of this ‘infinite freedom’: You can stick stuff on the front of your ZEN Neeon 2.
Not just anything, mind. You can’t choose from a broad palette of potential stick-on themes. You can use the Creative-approved ‘Stik-On’ brand and NO OTHER.
This is particularly bad news for me, because literally the only way I can express my individuality is through stick-on themes. I have no other outlet. No-one will recognise me ever again. Creative have rendered me a faceless drone with their draconian stick-on theme regime.
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