Boomers EM-50 Headphone Ear Muffs
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
Want to look like a complete idiot? Then why not try Boomers ear muffs?
Nobody wears ear muffs. Why? Because, as I said, they make you look like an idiot. These come in black or bright pink. Bright pink would, miraculously, make things even worse. Black would be the better option, because there’s the outside chance that you could pass them off as hair.
The manufacturers are clearly borderline demented. Here’s one of their sample exclamations: “A new dawn has arrived of ear comfort and functionality!”
Catchy. It’s not an exclamation that’s likely to get used as much as, say, “stop!” or “no!” is it?
