The 2-Play. It’s either a reference to its revolutionary two colour display, or it’s a play on the word ‘toupée’ and doubles up as a wig.
My guess is it’s the latter, which is great news for all you comb-over sporting gents out there, just so long as you don’t mind hair that looks like a very tiny MP3 player - and let’s face it, who’d mind that?
Battery life’s not specified on ATMT’s website. That’s got to be a worry, hasn’t it?
Look at the skin. It’s too pale. It must be an android.
It’s sort of square as well. Particularly the fingers. No natural hand could be that flawless. It’s an archetypal hand - except that in nature there’s no such thing.
Plus, if a human holds something, they usually make at least some attempt to wrap their fingers around the item. This is more plinth than hand.
I could cry. I could literally break down and cry for about a week. Why does it have to end with an X? There really is NO NEED.
Trekstor’s i.Beat Organix comes with a ‘neck strap’ which you can probably organise into a sort of makeshift noose with which to end it all once you’ve wallowed in the profound pointlessness of a world where people randomly alter spellings solely so that a terrible product will seem infinitesimally cooler.
It doesn’t happen with cheese or electricity or anything else they make you buy. Why are MP3 players so at risk?
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